i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
potatoandotherwise: I am not being cuddled or made out with so someone is obviously not doing their job
Last night was retarded. But he was really sweet it turns out, never asked for his number and he walked us to our room and swiped us into the building since we couldn’t swipe ourselves in. Just wow. good guy alert. Though we did grind during the party(awkward, but yeah it happened omg), and made out on the floor, he was a genuinely good guy. I think he expected something at the end of the...
i made out with a boy last night. what.
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
I want to sleep for another like 5 hourssss but instead I must drive 5 hours weeeeeeeeEEEEEeeee
Too much gossip at one table
I just really want to cuddle wah.
I AM SO PISSED GOD DAMN.
JUST FINISHED SEASONgr8 of SPN AND WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. I HATE THESE WRITERS WTF.
javert: let the old man keep on running
javert: i will run him off his
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird
I need a fucking personal trainer or some shit. I worked out today but then I had nachos and soup fml
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like